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Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.”

February 2, 2013 at 2:39 pm

-Spongebob
-Patrick

” Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.”

February 2, 2013 at 2:38 pm

-Patrick

Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.

February 2, 2013 at 2:37 pm

-Spongebob
-Patrcik

Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! thats on the 15!

February 2, 2013 at 2:26 pm

– Spongebob
– Patrick

“I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob”

February 2, 2013 at 2:25 pm

– Patrick

“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)”

February 2, 2013 at 2:25 pm

– Patrick

”Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.”

February 2, 2013 at 2:25 pm

– Patrick

Patrick: *with candy on his mouth* “All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop?” *spongebob, the cops, and patrick laugh* “I mean it!”

February 2, 2013 at 2:23 pm

– Patrick

Patrick: “Oh, barnacles!”

January 19, 2013 at 11:30 pm

Spongebob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.

January 19, 2013 at 11:22 pm

– Spongebob
– Patrick

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