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SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic. Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!

August 19, 2012 at 11:38 pm

– Spongebob
– Patrick

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

August 19, 2012 at 12:46 pm

-Patrick

You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.

August 19, 2012 at 12:45 pm

-Patrick

“Don’t genius live in lamps?”

August 5, 2012 at 9:45 pm

-Patrick

”Where in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here.”

August 5, 2012 at 9:44 pm

-Patrick

Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call “Mom”? SpongeBob: No Patrick, that’s your mother.

July 27, 2012 at 10:53 pm

-Patrick

“Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitly expanding!”

July 27, 2012 at 10:47 pm

-Patrick

Patrick: [to a random squid] are you Squidward? SpongeBob: [to a random squid] Are you Squidward? Patrick: Are you Squidward? [to a fire hydrant] Fire Hydrant:… Patrick: That’s okay, take your time.

July 26, 2012 at 2:10 am

-Patrick

“It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.”

July 21, 2012 at 12:23 pm

-Patrick

“Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.”

July 20, 2012 at 10:24 am

-Patrick

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