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Spongebob: I’m Dirty Dan. Patrick: No, I’m Dirty Dan. Spongebob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan? Patrick: I’m dirty.

July 17, 2012 at 2:17 pm

-Spongebob
-Patrick

Spongebob: “Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.” Patrick: “No, Spongebob, that’s Italian”

July 16, 2012 at 11:17 pm

-Patrick

“Who you callin’ pinhead?!”

July 12, 2012 at 2:48 pm

-Patrick

“I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!”

July 12, 2012 at 10:48 am

-Patrick

Patrick: “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” Squidward:”No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.” [Patrick raises hand] Squidward: “Horseradish is not an instrument either.”

July 11, 2012 at 10:47 am

-Patrick
-Squidward

“Insurance is what I need for a Crabby Patty.”

July 10, 2012 at 10:46 am

-Patrick

SpongeBob: Patrick! Your genius is showing!! Patrick: [covers his “area”] *GASP!* Where?!

July 2, 2012 at 8:24 am

-Spongebob
-Patrick

SpongeBob: “Hey, Patrick, are you angry too?” Patrick: “Yeah!” SpongeBob: “What’s the matter?” Patrick: “I can’t see my forehead!”

June 27, 2012 at 12:54 pm

-Patrick
-Spongebob

Sandy: “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” Patrick: “Not until 4”

June 26, 2012 at 5:45 pm

-Sandy
-Patrick

SpongeBob: “Cheer up, Squidward! It could be worse!” Patrick: “Yeah! You could be bald and have a big nose!”

June 25, 2012 at 5:40 pm

-Patrick
-Spongebob

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