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Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.”

February 2, 2013 at 2:39 pm

-Spongebob
-Patrick

Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.

February 2, 2013 at 2:37 pm

-Spongebob
-Patrcik

Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher? SpongeBob: The slash-bringing hasher? Squidward: The hash-slinging slasher. SpongeBob: The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the… Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging slasher

February 2, 2013 at 2:36 pm

-Spongebob
-Squidward

Squidward: “Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!” Patrick: “What does claustrophobic mean?” Spongebob: “I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.” Patrick:”Ho, Ho,Ho!” Spongebob: “Stop it, Patrick! You’re scaring him!””

February 2, 2013 at 2:33 pm

-Spongebob

“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”

February 2, 2013 at 2:29 pm

-Spongebob

“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material”

February 2, 2013 at 2:28 pm

– Spongebob

Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! thats on the 15!

February 2, 2013 at 2:26 pm

– Spongebob
– Patrick

Spongebob: “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!”

January 19, 2013 at 11:34 pm

– Spongebob

Spongebob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.

January 19, 2013 at 11:22 pm

– Spongebob
– Patrick

Spongebob: Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.

January 19, 2013 at 11:21 pm

– Spongebob

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