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“The maniacs in the MAILBOX!”

August 2, 2012 at 10:51 pm

-Spongebob

“I am the master at Kara-tay.”

August 2, 2012 at 10:51 pm

-Spongebob

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi, Kevin. I’m your biggest fan. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: That’s nice. Security! SpongeBob SquarePants: No, no! I’ll do anything you want! Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Go jump off a building. [SpongeBob jumps off building, returns] SpongeBob SquarePants: Anything. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Punch yourself in the face. [SpongeBob punches himself with a boxing glove] Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Doesn’t that hurt? SpongeBob SquarePants: [Puts on a metal gauntlet with spikes] Do you want it to hurt, Kevin?

July 31, 2012 at 10:49 pm

-Spongebob

“Squidward? Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!”

July 25, 2012 at 2:08 am

-Spongebob

Police: If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. [locks SpongeBob and Patrick in jail cell and opens it again after a second] Okay, time’s up. Now get out! SpongeBob: But…we stole a balloon! Police: Yeah, on free balloon day!

July 19, 2012 at 11:21 pm

-Police
-Spongebob

“if I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright”

July 18, 2012 at 12:20 pm

-Spongebob

Spongebob: I’m Dirty Dan. Patrick: No, I’m Dirty Dan. Spongebob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan? Patrick: I’m dirty.

July 17, 2012 at 2:17 pm

-Spongebob
-Patrick

“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.”

July 17, 2012 at 10:23 am

-Spongebob

“Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? Now he’s a bronzefish.”

July 16, 2012 at 10:22 am

-Spongebob

“Isn’t this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun’ll come up, and it’ll be tomorrow, and we’ll still be working! It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease!”

July 15, 2012 at 10:20 am

-Spongebob

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