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Mr. Krabs: [Attempting to convince SpongeBob to give him a hat] I didn’t want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl. SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl?

July 8, 2012 at 5:48 pm

-Mr.Krabs
-Spongebob

”Don’t we look vicious and bloodthirsty?”

July 6, 2012 at 5:47 pm

-Spongebob

SpongeBob: [to Bubble Buddy] Woo! Shake it! Shake it!Yeah! Shake that bubble butt!

July 5, 2012 at 10:53 am

-Spongebob

“I’m dirty dan-no i’m dirty dan-i’m dirty dan-i’m dirty daaan….”

July 3, 2012 at 9:25 pm

-Spongebob

“Psst, Squidward, I’m working in the kitchen… at night! Hey Squidward, guess what? I’m chopping lettuce… at night! Look at me, I’m swabbing the bathroom… at night! OW I burned my hand!… at night!”

July 2, 2012 at 7:25 pm

-Spongebob

SpongeBob: Patrick! Your genius is showing!! Patrick: [covers his “area”] *GASP!* Where?!

July 2, 2012 at 8:24 am

-Spongebob
-Patrick

“Oh my god! A floating shopping list! Ahhh!”

July 1, 2012 at 8:55 pm

-Spongebob

Spongebob: “Hey Patrick.. I know something funnier than 24!” Patrick: “Yeah?” Spongebob: “…25!” Both: “HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

July 1, 2012 at 8:55 pm

-Spongebob

“…pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose”

June 29, 2012 at 6:57 pm

-Spongebob

“Can’t have dirty garbage!”

June 28, 2012 at 10:56 pm

-Spongebob

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