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“Don’t genius live in lamps?”

August 5, 2012 at 9:45 pm

-Patrick

”Where in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here.”

August 5, 2012 at 9:44 pm

-Patrick

“Moss always points to civilization.”

August 5, 2012 at 9:43 pm

-Spongebob

“The maniacs in the MAILBOX!”

August 2, 2012 at 10:51 pm

-Spongebob

“I am the master at Kara-tay.”

August 2, 2012 at 10:51 pm

-Spongebob

See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.”

August 1, 2012 at 10:50 am

-Pearl Krabs

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi, Kevin. I’m your biggest fan. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: That’s nice. Security! SpongeBob SquarePants: No, no! I’ll do anything you want! Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Go jump off a building. [SpongeBob jumps off building, returns] SpongeBob SquarePants: Anything. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Punch yourself in the face. [SpongeBob punches himself with a boxing glove] Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Doesn’t that hurt? SpongeBob SquarePants: [Puts on a metal gauntlet with spikes] Do you want it to hurt, Kevin?

July 31, 2012 at 10:49 pm

-Spongebob

Patrick: Careful, Spongebob; Careful Spongebob. Spongebob careful. Careful Spongebob! Spongebob: Patrick Patrick: Yeah? Spongebob: It’s already open. Patrick: Oh

July 30, 2012 at 7:48 pm

-Patrick

”Can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week”

July 28, 2012 at 6:47 pm

-Patrick

Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call “Mom”? SpongeBob: No Patrick, that’s your mother.

July 27, 2012 at 10:53 pm

-Patrick

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