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“Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitly expanding!”

July 27, 2012 at 10:47 pm

-Patrick

Patrick: [to a random squid] are you Squidward? SpongeBob: [to a random squid] Are you Squidward? Patrick: Are you Squidward? [to a fire hydrant] Fire Hydrant:… Patrick: That’s okay, take your time.

July 26, 2012 at 2:10 am

-Patrick

“Squidward? Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!”

July 25, 2012 at 2:08 am

-Spongebob

“You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!”

July 23, 2012 at 12:06 pm

-Squidward

“It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.”

July 21, 2012 at 12:23 pm

-Patrick

“Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.”

July 20, 2012 at 10:24 am

-Patrick

Police: If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. [locks SpongeBob and Patrick in jail cell and opens it again after a second] Okay, time’s up. Now get out! SpongeBob: But…we stole a balloon! Police: Yeah, on free balloon day!

July 19, 2012 at 11:21 pm

-Police
-Spongebob

Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else

July 19, 2012 at 1:21 pm

-Squidward

“if I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright”

July 18, 2012 at 12:20 pm

-Spongebob

Spongebob: I’m Dirty Dan. Patrick: No, I’m Dirty Dan. Spongebob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan? Patrick: I’m dirty.

July 17, 2012 at 2:17 pm

-Spongebob
-Patrick

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